I believe that children are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the… OK, in all seriousness, I realize that having my daughter on the show is incredibly self-indulgent, but I’ve been imagining this day since before she was born. I always wondered what kinds of conversations we’d have as she got older and, honestly, they’re even better than I had hoped. This is a small snapshot of the way her mind works and her thoughts on her world. I realize she’s my kid and I’m highly biased, but I hope you enjoy it.
Also on the show:
- Trump rescinds DACA, continues his cartoon villain bashing of minorities
- Woman on Tinder date gets stuck in a window while trying to retrieve her poo
- Dirtbag of the week: Martin Shkreli (Pharma Bro) selling $2 million Wu-Tang Clan album